News out of Ukraine has been gut-wrenching. Unfortunately, the resulting feeling of powerlessness has led many to reach for the dumbest possible solutions. We’re here to lighten the mood slightly by sharing those dumb solutions. Let’s jump right in: Look, if you’ve ever thought of mass human suffering as a cool opportunity to “enjoy the […]Read More Bad Ukraine Takes
Brenton Davis announced to the Erie Times-News on Thursday his intention to scrap a variety of precautions put in place to slow the spread of COVID. From the article: “Davis, 38, said he has no plans to continue with a countywide mask mandate for schools unless there is a sharp rise in COVID-19 cases.” Meanwhile […]Read More Brenton Davis announces bold plan to surrender to the virus
It has to be said, because it’s truer than anything he says: Brenton Davis Sucks. Deep down I really think he believes it, too, or else he wouldn’t feel the need to lie about everything. Everything. Military service. COVID. Our community college. On every major topic in the race for Erie County Executive, Brenton Davis […]Read More Brenton Davis lies about everything
When you think of the words “Brenton Davis” and “Erie County Community College,” what comes to mind? Fervent opposition? Seething hatred? For me, it’s Gerard Butler standing on a mountain pass with a spear and a loin cloth fighting to his inevitable, righteous death to thwart the Persians’ quest to dominate Spartan civilization. As a […]Read More Wait. Brenton Davis likes the community college now?
“Bring that f***ing b**** [Nancy Pelosi] out here now. Bring her out. Bring her out here. We’re coming in if you don’t bring her out.” “Bring them out. We want them out here…You bring them out or we’re coming in. They’re criminals. They need to hang…bring her out…Bring Nancy Pelosi out here now. We want […]Read More Crazy woman from Kane, PA indicted for threatening murder at Jan. 6 insurrection