Opening Day has always been one of my favorite days of the year. It serves as a definitive line between winter and spring. Early sunsets and abundant sunshine. Most of all, Opening Day provides that tiny sliver of time where hope meets action. For many Pirates fans, this past offseason didn’t inspire hope and it […]
Read More Pittsburgh Pirates: The Essential 2019 Season PreviewWithout further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26228145/only-opening-day-preview-need Oh I know, this is supposed to be a local good news article about our hometown of Idiotville. There was plenty of good this week, too. Booking.com threw a plug for Erie into their latest commercial. A great looking popcorn shop opened up Tuesday […]
Read More IT’S OPENING DAY! – Something good happened in Erie, 3/28/2019Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for some insane rantings from our current president. This week contained an abnormally heavy load of s***, even for these times. What follows is a curated selection of s*** the president said during the previous week:As the president declares an impromptu national holiday over not being criminally guilty of the […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 3/25/2019The 2018-19 Mercyhurst Lakers Men’s Basketball Team. | Image via hurstathletics.com Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.goerie.com/sports/20190320/mercyhurst-wins-region-title-advances-to-d-ii-elite-eight In my mind, this is a story that hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention as it deserves. The Mercyhurst University Lakers Men’s Basketball team advanced to the Elite Eight of the NCAA Division […]
Read More Lakers advance to Elite Eight – Something good happened in Erie, 3/21/2019Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 3/18/2019
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