2019

Crews work to spread around some delicious sand along Presque Isle. | Photo via Christopher Millette, Erie Times-News. Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.goerie.com/news/20190624/kelly-announces-presque-isle-sand-work-during-erie-stop?template=ampart Have you ever been so excited about sand that you totally forgot about Canada? No? Mike Kelly has. Get a load of this: “We have an […]

My dad is my hero. We can’t talk about politics

I’ve always idolized my dad. Half the time I think I should be more like him, and half the time I know he’s crazy. He’s been a tireless force for good to almost everyone he knows, very much including me, and he (along with my mom) shares in the credit for all the things in […]

S*** the President Says – 6/24/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: “[F]ortunately, that drone was unmanned. It was not – there was no man in it, and there was no – it was just it was over international waters…But we didn’t have a man or woman in the drone. We had nobody in […]

Columbus replica ship to join Erie Tall Ships Festival – Something good happened in Erie, 6/21/2019

Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.erienewsnow.com/story/40668153/replica-of-ship-sailed-by-christopher-columbus-coming-to-erie-for-tall-ships-2019?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_Erie_News_Now Have you heard of the “flat earther” movement? It’s a bunch of idiots that have banded together to insist the past 500 years of scientific knowledge regarding the shape of the Earth is wrong. These people really think the Earth is flat, insisting that […]

S*** the President Says – 6/17/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, we usually dive right into s*** the President said without much introduction. This week, though, I feel compelled to urge you all to listen to President Trump’s interview with George Stephanopolous. Here it is. There is simply no way to capture the essence of that bonkers interview in just 10 quotes. Here, […]