S*** the President Says – 1/13/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: The President is so busy, he barely has time to watch Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo and rage-tweet. “Well, thank you, Rush, very much.” 1/6/2020 interview with Rush Limbaugh. After watching TV and tweeting about how busy he is, the president called into […]

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S*** the President Says – 1/6/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: We start with our president live-tweeting the attack on the American embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, comparing it to the glorified pole barn in the middle of nowhere, Libya from over eight years ago. It’s pure internet trolling. Well, he was at his […]

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S*** the President Says – 12/30/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: There’s thinking the world revolves around you, and then there’s blaming-the-prime-minister-for-removing-a-ten-second-cameo-of-yourself-from-a-25-year-old-movie-on-Canadian-TV thinking the world revolves around you. Alas, Trump’s cameo was removed back in 2014, before his candidacy and for non-political reasons. Maybe he was kidding about this? He was kidding! However, […]

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S*** the President Says – 12/23/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the President of the United States was impeached last week by the House of Representatives. While that was happening, President Trump held a campaign rally. Want to know what was on his mind during that time? Behold: “I understand [Michigan’s governor]’s not fixing those potholes. […]

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