2020

Did our president continue saying clinically insane things last week? Yes. I have to be honest, though. I find it increasingly hard to care. He lost handily, and the world is moving on. Sure, his indifference to or outright advocation of the spread of COVID-19 maintains its devastating effects on all our lives. Sure, his […]

S*** the (outgoing) President Says – 11/16/2020

Another week passes by, and our president remains clung onto the fairy tale. He’s convinced himself his loss was due only to massive election fraud, always just out of view, a conspiracy so perfect it is completely devoid of evidence. Here, then, is a collection of s*** the president said during the previous week: Why […]

S*** the (outgoing) President Says – 11/9/2020

Every day for nearly four years now, we’ve had a crazy person as our president. Being that he holds the most influential job in the world, I used to read what came out of that crazy mind with a sense of dread, like oh God just don’t let him get us all killed. Today, that’s […]

S*** the President Says – 10/19/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: We begin this week with a tweet I’ve been looking at for seven days now, wondering what in the world it’s supposed to mean. Where would Illinois go? Why is it sad? Why is the stagnant geography of a state any sort […]

S*** the President Says – 10/12/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Now he tells us the secret, after it’s too late for 210,000 of us: don’t let yourself die! If you can’t breathe, just wander out back to your helicopter and have your pilot fly to your 10 doctors waiting with oxygen and […]