Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Now he tells us the secret, after it’s too late for 210,000 of us: don’t let yourself die! If you can’t breathe, just wander out back to your helicopter and have your pilot fly to your 10 doctors waiting with oxygen and […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 10/12/2020Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “I put the mask on, you know when I think I need it.” 9/29/2020 presidential debate. We’ll file this under “things that didn’t age well” because on the way home from that night’s event (if not earlier), our president contracted COVID-19. At […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 10/5/2020Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: It isn’t. The day our president sent this tweet, by the way, he flew down to campaign in North Carolina – a state that has voted for the Republican in nine of the past 10 presidential elections, by an average of more […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 9/14/2020Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: My favorite thing is when he just tells us all who our favorite president is. Also, no one accused him of having mini-strokes! This blustery denial of something no one suggested is quite suspicious. Again with the mini-strokes. CNN’s tweet does not […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 9/7/2020Ladies and gentlemen, our president spoke for over an hour at the Republican National Convention last week, after which CNN’s Daniel Dale laid out over 3.5 straight minutes of Trump lies from that speech without taking a breath. It was an incredible thing to behold, so instead of our normal format, here is a simple […]
Read More S*** the President Says – 8/31/2020
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