Did our president continue saying clinically insane things last week? Yes. I have to be honest, though. I find it increasingly hard to care. He lost handily, and the world is moving on. Sure, his indifference to or outright advocation of the spread of COVID-19 maintains its devastating effects on all our lives. Sure, his […]Read More S*** the President Says – 11/23/2020
Another week passes by, and our president remains clung onto the fairy tale. He’s convinced himself his loss was due only to massive election fraud, always just out of view, a conspiracy so perfect it is completely devoid of evidence. Here, then, is a collection of s*** the president said during the previous week: Why […]Read More S*** the (outgoing) President Says – 11/16/2020
Every day for nearly four years now, we’ve had a crazy person as our president. Being that he holds the most influential job in the world, I used to read what came out of that crazy mind with a sense of dread, like oh God just don’t let him get us all killed. Today, that’s […]Read More S*** the (outgoing) President Says – 11/9/2020
These days, I often think of my grandfather, whom died not two months ago at the age of 97. I think of how quiet he was, and how ironic that the former English teacher was a man of action but very few words. I think of how he served in World War II, and how […]Read More Dammit, we used to be the good guys. We can be again.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: We begin this week with a tweet I’ve been looking at for seven days now, wondering what in the world it’s supposed to mean. Where would Illinois go? Why is it sad? Why is the stagnant geography of a state any sort […]Read More S*** the President Says – 10/19/2020