2019

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the president said during the previous week: “Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?” 1/25/2019 Trump tweet. As we’ve mentioned here before, ours is the country that had the actual witch […]

S*** the President Says – 1/21/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the president said during the past week: “Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!” […]

S*** the President Says – 1/14/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the President said during the previous week: “[T]he only way you’re going to have border security – there’s only one way: You can have all the technology in the world. I’m a professional at technology. But if you don’t have a steel barrier or a wall of some kind – strong, […]

Trump delivers primetime address to retell “Immigrants are Scary” greatest hits

Let’s start with the obvious: there is no justification for spending $5 billion on the wall. It’s a bad idea. Not because it’s racist or old-fashioned or because “Mexico is our friend” or any of those things, though that’s all true. It’s a bad idea because it’s the most expensive possible solution to about 1% […]

S*** the President Says – 1/7/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, s*** the president said during the previous week: ” “General” McChrystal got fired like a dog by Obama. Last assignment a total bust. Known for big, dumb mouth. Hillary lover!” 1/1/2019 Trump tweet. Happy New Year! Our president’s first tweet of 2019 denigrated the service of the former Commander of the […]