S*** the President Says – 1/28/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the president said during the previous week: “Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?” 1/25/2019 Trump tweet. As we’ve mentioned here before, ours is the country that had the actual witch […]

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Trump delivers primetime address to retell “Immigrants are Scary” greatest hits

Let’s start with the obvious: there is no justification for spending $5 billion on the wall. It’s a bad idea. Not because it’s racist or old-fashioned or because “Mexico is our friend” or any of those things, though that’s all true. It’s a bad idea because it’s the most expensive possible solution to about 1% […]

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S*** the President Says – 1/7/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, s*** the president said during the previous week: ” “General” McChrystal got fired like a dog by Obama. Last assignment a total bust. Known for big, dumb mouth. Hillary lover!” 1/1/2019 Trump tweet. Happy New Year! Our president’s first tweet of 2019 denigrated the service of the former Commander of the […]

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S*** the President Says – 12/31/2018

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the president said during the previous week: “Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?” 12/24/2018 phone call with 7-year old Collman Lloyd. I mean, WTF? This poor kid called NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), whose radar is used to track Santa’s location every New […]

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