2018

Ladies and gentlemen, s*** the president said during the past week: “We have defeated ISIS in Syria, my only reason for being there during the Trump Presidency.” 12/19/2018 Trump tweet. You know, my spidey-sense is telling me to be skeptical here, but, let’s just roll with it. Mission Accomplished! Yes! No more ISIS! “Russia, Iran, […]

S*** the President Says – 11/19/2018

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, s*** the President said during the past week: “The Florida election should be called in favor of Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis in that large numbers of new ballots showed up out of nowhere, and many ballots are missing or forged. An honest vote count is no longer possible- ballots massively […]