2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: This “sea wall” idea, you should know, is also known as a “levee.” “Levees” have been used successfully all over the world for hundreds of years now, and it is fair to wonder why Mr. Build the Wall himself would think all […]

S*** the President Says – 1/13/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: The President is so busy, he barely has time to watch Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo and rage-tweet. “Well, thank you, Rush, very much.” 1/6/2020 interview with Rush Limbaugh. After watching TV and tweeting about how busy he is, the president called into […]

S*** the President Says – 1/6/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: We start with our president live-tweeting the attack on the American embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, comparing it to the glorified pole barn in the middle of nowhere, Libya from over eight years ago. It’s pure internet trolling. Well, he was at his […]

S*** the President Says – 12/30/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: There’s thinking the world revolves around you, and then there’s blaming-the-prime-minister-for-removing-a-ten-second-cameo-of-yourself-from-a-25-year-old-movie-on-Canadian-TV thinking the world revolves around you. Alas, Trump’s cameo was removed back in 2014, before his candidacy and for non-political reasons. Maybe he was kidding about this? He was kidding! However, […]

S*** the President Says – 12/23/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the President of the United States was impeached last week by the House of Representatives. While that was happening, President Trump held a campaign rally. Want to know what was on his mind during that time? Behold: “I understand [Michigan’s governor]’s not fixing those potholes. […]

S*** the President Says – 12/16/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: What’s this? A special message from the Ghost of Donald Trump past! President Trump settled this case last week, paid $2 million, and now can’t legally operate a charity in NY without state supervision for the rest of his life. It turns […]

S*** the President Says – 12/9/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers, and other elements of bathrooms. People are flushing ten times, 15 times, instead of once.” 12/6/2019 at the White House. Wait a minute. Who is doing this? Have you […]