2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: Well, I’m sure the rest of this thought won’t be horrifically racist. Is there anything worse kind of American than the kind that tells some Americans (s)he’s more American than those Americans? Maybe Donald Trump is an authority on this, though: if […]

S*** the President Says – 7/8/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do.” 7/4/2019 Independence Day “Salute to America” speech. I’m still laughing about this. We “manned the air,” apparently, during the Revolutionary War. […]

S*** the President Says – 7/1/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: “I’ll say it with great respect: number one, she’s not my type. Number two, it never happened.” 6/24/2019 interview with The Hill. The President was asked about E. Jean Carroll’s rape allegation. “No” was the second part of his answer. If you’re […]

S*** the President Says – 6/24/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: “[F]ortunately, that drone was unmanned. It was not – there was no man in it, and there was no – it was just it was over international waters…But we didn’t have a man or woman in the drone. We had nobody in […]

S*** the President Says – 6/17/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, we usually dive right into s*** the President said without much introduction. This week, though, I feel compelled to urge you all to listen to President Trump’s interview with George Stephanopolous. Here it is. There is simply no way to capture the essence of that bonkers interview in just 10 quotes. Here, […]

S*** the President Says – 6/10/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: Of which the moon is a part? OF WHICH THE MOON IS A PART? Of Mars? Am I supposed to respond to this somehow? Should we explain it to him? I can’t. I don’t know what would be the point. This is […]

S*** the President Says – 6/3/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: We begin this week with a simple denial: the White House apparently requested the Navy to move the USS John McCain out of Trump’s sight during his visit to Japan, but the President wants us to believe this was all blown out […]