S*** the President Says – 5/20/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: If you’re Donald Trump, a “news outlet” covering 2020 presidential candidates not named Donald Trump is cause for alarm. Most of us see Fox News playing footsie with the Republican Party and think it’s inappropriate, but President Trump wants more. He wants […]

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S*** the President Says – 5/6/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: Question: if the ever-mysterious “they” really have “stollen” the past two years from Donald Trump (us), who do we thank for the alleged most successful years ever? Obama? The Deep State? Vlad? And for such an historical success, why can’t Donald Trump […]

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S*** the President Says – 4/22/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some (mostly) non-Mueller related s*** the President said during the previous week: Scene: Boeing execs all sitting around the boardroom. They’ve been there a whole month. They have bags under their eyes and they’re crying and drinking themselves into oblivion when all of a sudden, someone’s phone chimes. It’s the President’s […]

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S*** the President Says – 4/15/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: “If [George Washington] was smart, he would’ve put his name on [Mount Vernon]. You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.” -summer 2018 at Mount Vernon (according to 4/10/2019 anonymously sourced Axios report). Donald Trump lives in […]

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