S*** the President Says – 9/3/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Why, yes, the president did tweet out a top secret military spy satellite photo, giving away more confidential information than a gajillion Hillary emails. How much info was this? You’d be surprised. Speaking of Hillary, I don’t remember anyone arguing that the […]

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S*** the President Says – 8/19/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: The economy is doing just fine, if you listen to mainstream news outlets. The president’s favorite metric, however, is the stock market, and stocks recently went tumbling due to something called a “yield curve inversion.” Such inversions have preceded every recession in […]

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S*** the President Says – 8/12/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “The shooter in El Paso posted a manifesto online consumed by racist hate. In one voice, our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy…Hate has no place in America.” 8/5/2019 national address on mass shootings. This is a nice statement. Other […]

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S*** the President Says – 8/5/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, some s*** the President said during the previous week:After a weekend where a man inspired by Donald Trump drove nine hours to shoot Hispanic people dead in El Paso, Texas, prompting many to note Trump’s irresponsible rhetoric encouraging hate, let’s not forget about this one. The President, for reasons no one has […]

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