2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Hard to believe this was just a week ago, but last Monday morning our president woke up and demanded an apology from Bubba Wallace, the only Black NASCAR driver, for a noose found in Wallace’s garage that led to a hate crime […]

S*** the President Says – 7/6/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “I am here as your President to declare, before our country and before the world, this monument will never be desecrated.” 7/3/2020 speech at Mount Rushmore, SD. He’s talking about Mount Rushmore, which as far as I can tell no one wants […]

S*** the President Says – 6/29/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “One friend said to me, ‘You have to be the most innocent man in the history of the United States.’ I had 18 angry Democrat geniuses, all smart, smart as hell…All these guys were after me.” 6/25/2020 interview with Sean Hannity. There’s […]

S*** the President Says – 6/22/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: The idea here seems to be that if you don’t look for this deadly disease, you won’t find it – and that would be at least partly great. We’ve now lost 120,000 Americans and counting, and would stand to lose many multiples […]

S*** the President Says – 6/15/2020

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Whoa, apparently lowercase letters are part of the Deep State now. They’re out. Anyway, I’ve always hoped the sheer incompetence of a Trump presidency would ignite a reawakening of civic involvement. So, probably not in the way our president means it, but […]