2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week:Oh really. A politician. Who cheats on his wife. And lies about it. And spends funds improperly to cover it up? Has Donald Trump met Donald Trump? We know he’s met Stormy Daniels. Mark Sanford did lose in a primary election based largely […]

S*** the President Says – 9/9/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: This tweet from eight days ago seems harmless, right? Well, yes and no. Alabama has been out of Hurricane Dorian’s forecasted path for about 96 hours when this tweet went out, so it’s weird. It’s like if I said on Monday, “Hey, […]

S*** the President Says – 9/3/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Why, yes, the president did tweet out a top secret military spy satellite photo, giving away more confidential information than a gajillion Hillary emails. How much info was this? You’d be surprised. Speaking of Hillary, I don’t remember anyone arguing that the […]

S*** the President Says – 8/26/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: Sometimes when you’re the president and you’re bored, I guess you just close your eyes, spin a globe, and put your finger on some random spot. When you open your eyes and realize you’re on Greenland, you make some crazy public statement […]

S*** the President Says – 8/19/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: The economy is doing just fine, if you listen to mainstream news outlets. The president’s favorite metric, however, is the stock market, and stocks recently went tumbling due to something called a “yield curve inversion.” Such inversions have preceded every recession in […]

S*** the President Says – 8/12/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the president said during the previous week: “The shooter in El Paso posted a manifesto online consumed by racist hate. In one voice, our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy…Hate has no place in America.” 8/5/2019 national address on mass shootings. This is a nice statement. Other […]

S*** the President Says – 8/5/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, some s*** the President said during the previous week:After a weekend where a man inspired by Donald Trump drove nine hours to shoot Hispanic people dead in El Paso, Texas, prompting many to note Trump’s irresponsible rhetoric encouraging hate, let’s not forget about this one. The President, for reasons no one has […]