2020

Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.goerie.com/sports/20200304/40-pound-endangered-fish-caught-in-presque-isle-bay Just look at it. That’s the biggest fish I’ve ever seen hauled out of the bay. I know it’s a type of sucker – a “bigmouth buffalo” – and that suckers are gross and not worth eating and blah blah blah. I don’t care. […]

S*** the President Says – 3/2/2020

“[Coronavirus is] going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.” 2/27/2020 at the White House. Pro tip: when a fast-spreading, deadly new virus is ripping around the world and you need to calm the public, tell everyone your plan is to rely on the magical, healing powers of a miracle. Hard […]