2019

Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.eriereader.com/article/gem-city-playbook-the-secure-erie-accelerator Do you love Erie? Do you occasionally feel like you’re out on a limb, alone cheering on whatever little victories our city has to offer amongst a sea of balcony muppets and negative Nancy’s? Apparently these guys’ names are Statler and Waldorf. It seems […]

S*** the President Says – 5/13/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: Donald Trump promised repeatedly to release his tax returns in 2016, but now makes it sound like secrecy was a positive reason to elect him. His Treasury Secretary has even violated a federal law to keep these returns hidden. Meanwhile, as the […]

A week for the teachers – Something good happened in Erie, 5/9/2019

Jack Black, flashing that familiar look every teacher gets this time of year. Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.goerie.com/zz/entertainmentlife/20190506/happy-teacher-appreciation-week-what-do-teachers-really-want?rssfeed=true&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Your legs are on the verge of cramping. Your feet get heavier with every step. Your lungs are asking for air, but you’re already breathing as fast as you can. You’ve […]

S*** the President Says – 5/6/2019

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, some s*** the President said during the previous week: Question: if the ever-mysterious “they” really have “stollen” the past two years from Donald Trump (us), who do we thank for the alleged most successful years ever? Obama? The Deep State? Vlad? And for such an historical success, why can’t Donald Trump […]

Seawolves’ #1 prospect is flat-out unhittable – Something good happened in Erie, 5/2/2019

Photo by Gary Branec, Altoona Mirror. | Graphic design by Steve Push Designs. Without further ado, your Idiotville feel-good story of the week: https://www.goerie.com/sports/20190430/seawolves-mize-pitches-no-hitter?template=ampart This story actually starts with the Detroit Tigers having really sucked in 2017. They sucked so bad they wound up with baseball’s worst record, which brought with it a particular reward: […]